Searching For The Missing Key

"I have been, regrettably, unable to find the missing key to the securely locked cupboard where I keep hidden all my riding crops, whips, hairbrushes and other suitable spanking implements. I have also been reliably informed that you may well have deliberately hidden the key to my spanking implements cupboard, in the vain hope that you can actually escape the weekly maintenance spanking that I always give you every late Wednesday afternoon."

"Now hold completely whilst I check out to see that you have not actually hidden this all important key down your sexy blue lacey basque. If I find that you have, then I warn you, now, that you will be on the receiving end of an extra severe double spanking session this week."