RAY & ANDY - TRANSLATIONS

With glen dsd's kind indungence, I POSTED some of my translations of his posts on the other post for your perusal. Since I did something like this years ago on a film forum (I invented the character of NORMAN BATES), I'm familiar with spelling that way. I think I got 90% of it right.

If glen doesn't care, I'll continue. If he couldn't truly spell any better he could never get around on the web. He's really bright.

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Thta's a hut, Ei got a kikc redaing abuot yuo. Yuo and me hougth to pbulshi a nouespaepr for dyslekscis pepull... mybea a hole magaezene. We culd aslo re-reite classci buooks for peoeeple lak eyu adn me. "Goen Wtih Teh Wnid", "A Tael of tow Citteys", and soem Jonh Gresshime novles.

Anyone heard of Thomas Spence?

I wase thaenknig mreo of Chaucer. Spence wsa gud at et twuo

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