Tell me where this stable IS?!
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Date: 8th Dec 2008
Tell me where THIS stable is and I'll go there!! Wouldn't she be the HIT OF THE SOCIETY STEEPLECHASE!!
STEEPLECHASE ANNOUNCER:
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Date: 9th Dec 2008
ANNOUNCER: AND NOW, IN THE SPECIAL DRESSAGE CATEGORY, MISS ELAINE LAY-TEX IN HER ALL-BLACK CUSTOM HABIT, COMPETING FOR THE JUMPING COMPTETION. SHE GOES EASILY OVER THE FIRST HURDLE AND --- WAIT --- SHE'S STOPPING AND GETTING OFF HER HORSE! THIS IS HIGHLY UNORTHODOX LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... OH KNOW, SHE'S JUMPING ONE OF THE MALE HANDLERS AND HE'S -- HE'S HANDLING HER! THEY'RE ON THE GROUND, THE CROWD IS ROARING WITH EXCITEMENT... THE DRINKERS HAVE TURNED TO ACTUALLY LOOK AT THE RIDERS! THE TV CAMERAS ARE OFF AND THE STATION IS RUNNING COMMERCIALS! THIS IS INDEED A FIRST, AS THE SECURITY GUARDS PULL THEM APART AND THE HANDLER IS EXPOSED AND SMILING EAR-TO-EAR! NOW SHE'S JUMPING A SECURITY GUARD! THIS IS A TRUE JUMPER FOLKS!
Re: jilly the latex rider
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Date: 9th Dec 2008
Geeze, with all this jumping going on I'am starting to get a little randy.
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